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Booze News is satire and thenceforth, not at all factual. Any similarities to real people or places is purely coincidental. Also, content may include adult humor, not intended for audiences under the age of 18. The easily offended should turn back now, lest be eternally corrupted by the evils of humor.

Tampons: Life Savers or Pussy Plugs?

Random Thoughts on menstruation and how it bleeds me dry.

Janet Jackson is a Boob

And other observations about the morality police.

In Defense of Women Drivers

What are cars, if not bathrooms on wheels?

Gay Marriage: Thoughts to Munch On

from a fag hag editor...

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